You want yourself a sticker?
You're in luck because I am GIVING THEM AWAY!
Merely fill out the form below, or send an Email to RobertHyde22@hotmail.com with the subject line "FISH STICKER FREEBIE", and include your name and mailing address, and by gosh by golly, I will shove a sticker in an envelope and entrust our crumbling postal service to somehow drop it at your door!

"But Rob", I hear the sweaty unwashed masses proclaim in unison, "There must be some kind of catch!?" No catch! If you're feeling particularly generous, I would greatly appreciate if, after you receive your sticker, you would send me a photo of it wheresoever you have plastered it to inflate upon my ego.